The Tequila Has Gone Bad
by Chloe Dinnerrolly (Nov. 22, 2007)
Am I the only person who thinks Tila Tequila looks like an old Vietnamese prostitute who's been working day and night for the past 25 years only to get locked out of house and left out in the sun for the past 10?
If I were to compare her to someone of substance, she'd be the long lost twin to the prunish old lady from There's Somethng About Mary (also known as the magnificent Magda!), which means Tila's tits actually look like THIS!
Male or female, straight or gay; no one would hit that. Skin cancer ain't sexy. How do people like Tila Tequila become famous in the first place? Oh yeah, MySpace. I'm just saying girlfriend, you need to wash your hair
. Shot of Metamucil with Magda
now THAT’S Must-See TV!
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