Cooooorpsie Crisp!

Anthony Merino Eats Corpsie Crisp for Breakfast
by Chloe Dinnerrolly (Oct. 31, 2007)

Keeping in the spirit of Halloween --

Meet Anthony. This 24-year-old young stud desribes himself as someone who is, "laidback, easy going, and pretty cool to hang out". He plays semi-professional football and is into weight training, which shows in his (horrible camera phone) pictures. With beefy arms and chiseled abs, Anthony has a body to die for. If only the chicks would get it!

Still, Anthony goes to school and majors in engineering while holding a tech job at a hospital, which is where he found his latest fling. Unfortunately on Sunday, the two not-so-young lovers were caught in the ultimate act -- at the hospital morgue.

Back on Anthony's MySpace profile, he admits to never having enough time to do what he wants to do. And obviously, having sex with a corpse was at the top of his list of priorities

Ultimately, Anthony's major downfall was mixing work with play. "I work hard, so I party hard--that's my motto", says the playboy. But doesn't Anthony know; you should never bring the party into the workplace. The two worlds are completely different and should be kept segregated at all times. (Unless sleeping with the boss promises a promotion, and so forth, but those tricks are mostly dominated by women. Sorry buddy)

However, Anthony's personal quote give us all hope as it states, "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters to what lies within us." And what laid before you, Anthony, was a dead 92 year-old woman, and what laid within her, was YOU.


-To read the transcript of me and Jamie's theory of Aerosmith's involvement in this horrific act CLICK HERE.