Finding Your Husband in the Womb
by Chloe Dinnerrolly (Jan. 13, 2008)
The Brits are onto something rather brilliant, and it's not just Hugh Grant's film career. People everywhere spend so much time and money searching for that special someone to love, only to be left discouraged and lonesome. Where is Mr. Right? You need not look far.
As the English have found out, when it comes to finding a mate, there's an easier way -- an ancient way, almost. (It may not be something Jesus would do, but Noah would definitely encouraged it) For it has been discovered in London, twins separated at birth have gotten married, on “accident”.
There was something real about him, hmm? You always felt you both came from the same place. Well, now that proves to be true, literally.
Identities and further information on the twins are being withheld until the producers of All My Children (that's a pun,kids.) dish out enough money for the rights, but I think it's safe to say the new-found brother and sister are a fraternal pair. If not, not only would they have been overlooking the obvious, but they would also have to be the most self-involved couple on the planet. "You are beautiful!" "No, YOU are beautiful."
The story on how they came to be is probably something along the lines of, "I was looking across the room, to what I thought was my reflection in the mirror, but low and behold, it was my future husband."
Her spouse would add, "My initial attraction was that she was just like me, but with great breasts."
However, leave it to the British courts to hand the happy couple over with an annulment, as to say a marriage to a blood-relative is not legit. Their brother-sister bond is a bit of an extreme, but what is the big deal? It is love regardless, which means it's 2 Legit 2 Quit.
Now their marriage has become another statistic; a sacred union shattered over some shared DNA. But who knows, maybe they’ll be lucky enough to find their biological parents on Match.com.
If anything, the two can always move to Alabama, USA, where their relationship will be welcomed with open arms and six-pack of beer.
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As the English have found out, when it comes to finding a mate, there's an easier way -- an ancient way, almost. (It may not be something Jesus would do, but Noah would definitely encouraged it) For it has been discovered in London, twins separated at birth have gotten married, on “accident”.
There was something real about him, hmm? You always felt you both came from the same place. Well, now that proves to be true, literally.
Identities and further information on the twins are being withheld until the producers of All My Children (that's a pun,kids.) dish out enough money for the rights, but I think it's safe to say the new-found brother and sister are a fraternal pair. If not, not only would they have been overlooking the obvious, but they would also have to be the most self-involved couple on the planet. "You are beautiful!" "No, YOU are beautiful."
The story on how they came to be is probably something along the lines of, "I was looking across the room, to what I thought was my reflection in the mirror, but low and behold, it was my future husband."
Her spouse would add, "My initial attraction was that she was just like me, but with great breasts."
However, leave it to the British courts to hand the happy couple over with an annulment, as to say a marriage to a blood-relative is not legit. Their brother-sister bond is a bit of an extreme, but what is the big deal? It is love regardless, which means it's 2 Legit 2 Quit.
Now their marriage has become another statistic; a sacred union shattered over some shared DNA. But who knows, maybe they’ll be lucky enough to find their biological parents on Match.com.
If anything, the two can always move to Alabama, USA, where their relationship will be welcomed with open arms and six-pack of beer.
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That could've been me and my nonexistent twin brother. There's enough narcissism in me for that to be real. Eh, if they've already consummated the relationship, there's nothing they can do to ease their minds... ours... or God's.
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