Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Til Death Do Us Wed

Til Death Do Us Wed
By Chloe Dinnerrolly (Jan. 24, 2012)

A woman in Thailand was forced to marry against her will while helplessly lying dead in a casket. The wedding vows, “Till death do us part” were completely disregarded after the groom, trying very hard not to break off any of his bride’s limbs, carefully placed a ring on her brittle finger.

The ceremony took place during Sarinya Kamsook's funeral after losing her life in a car accident earlier this month. Scoring a 2 for 1 deal with the temple, Kamsook's living boyfriend, Chadil Deffy, was able to pay his last respects and wed his corspe bride simultaneously. The nuptials took place with Kamsook cold and safe in her coffin after fears arose of the bride's body falling to pieces while getting dragged down the aisle.

Unfortunately deceased, Kamsook was unable to voice any opinion in the wedding planning from the dress, the cake, the flower arrangements or the DJ playing "Thriller" during the couple's first dance.

The groom posted the wedding video and photos on Youtube and Facebook to share with family, friends, and millions of unknown strangers. Criticism arose that the mortifying marriage wasn't an act of a hopeless romantic but a desperate ploy at a publicity stunt that has landed Deffy as the web's newest celebrity next to Keenan Cahill and the Dramatic Chipmunk. Regardless of the intention, hooking up with a dead chick is nothing new. Just ask Tom Petty.

Luckily there's no footage on how the wedding night was spent between the newlyweds or if any acts of necrophilia took place in the moment of passion, though it seems Mrs. Deffy will be spending her honeymoon alone six feet under ground while her husband sips on cocktails, alive and breathing on their couples cruise to the Caribbean islands.

Whether it beats or not, a heart is still a heart. True love never dies.


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